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Old 08-13-2008, 04:14 PM
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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
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I think the funniest was opposite of PRO - NOOB

LOL!!! Funny stuff!!!
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I think the funniest was opposite of PRO - NOOB

LOL!!! Funny stuff!!!
but seriosly what the opposite of pro?
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but seriosly what the opposite of pro?
Pro- is a prefix that exists in two forms. The first comes from Latin pro, meaning “for.” In English, this pro- usually means “favoring” or “supporting,” as when it is prefixed to names of nationalities: pro-American. In this sense, the opposite of pro- would be anti: proslavery/antislavery. 1
The other pro- comes from Greek pro, meaning “before, in front.” The word prologue comes from Greek prologos, from pro- plus logos, meaning “speech.” In English, pro- often means “before” or “earlier” and is used mainly in science terms: prophase.
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Rohit is right!!!

Pro X Anti...

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Pro X Noob was really funny!! I still can't get over it.. I mean its not the wrong opposite..but its totally slang.. LOL
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the other funny was " Why did the boss fire him"

cuz he slept with his wife.. LOL...

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Peter is d best student......

the way he expanded d sum was coooooooooooooooooooool!!

I can't get over it!!
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the best student is peter--the way he expands algebric expressions is really funny!
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