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Varun777 · #1 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:34 PM

Here Are The 15 Rules Or Laws That Delhi Lives By

1. The Other Side Law:

If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via
Meerut.

Varun777 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:34 PM

2. The Queue Nahin Rule:

If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into
the front as long as I am looking the other way.

Varun777 · #3 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:35 PM

3. The Mind Over Matter Law:

If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can
easily pass through one another.

Varun777 · #4 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:35 PM

4. The Auto Axiom:

If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto rickshaw, it is an
information security leak.

Varun777 · #5 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:35 PM

5. The In Spit Of Thing:

The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the
stronger the roads become.

Varun777 · #6 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:35 PM

6. The Cinema Hall Fact:

If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into
pause mode.

Varun777 · #7 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:35 PM

7. The Brotherhood Law:

If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the
other person has illicit relations with his sister.

Varun777 · #8 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:36 PM

8. The Baraat Right:

When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to
me.

Varun777 · #9 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:36 PM

9. The Heart Of Things:

If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop
can see through my hairy chest into the depths of my soul.

Varun777 · #10 (**permalink**) 01-24-2008, 04:36 PM

10. The Name Game:

It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the nicknames
of my children.

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